Friday, January 4, 2008

Reproduced below is the unadulterated form of ppppellyn's post as it was published on January 2, 2008 at 2224. Offensive sections have been highlighted. Specifically:

  1. Undeserved disrespect shown to Tennis coach, showing very arrogant attitude.

  2. Questions Track and Field coach's sanity in requesting that she participate in a test.

  3. No sportsmanship; undesirable attitude towards trying new things.

  4. Unprovoked use of vulgar language.

  5. Questions Track and Field coach's experience and competency without any basis.

  6. Displays unwillingness to cooperate.

  7. Shows undeserved disrespect for seniors.

  8. Accuses others of drug abuse without any basis.

  9. Shows disrespect to other CCAs; even if you have no interest in that CCA, there is no need to describe it as "boring" because there are always others who are interested in the CCA.





HELLO TO ALL OMG OMG TODAY WAS SUPER FUN @ NANYANG.

We had SPORTS CCA ORIENTATION! [tomorrow's performing arts]

We went to many many trials. Shooting, Judo, Tennis, T&F, Squash, Artistic Gym, Wushu, Netball, Softball, ARGH A LOT LA!

I got accepted into Track & Field, Wushu and Netball.

YES I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED INTO SQUASH AND TENNIS BECAUSE FIRSTLY I CAN'T RUN FAST AND SECONDLY THAT STUPID COACH (tennis) DIDN'T WANT ME EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T MISS ANY SHOTS. ARGH. STOP LAUGHING YOU DIMWITS >;(]

Track&Field

We did sprints. But before we did, the teacher-in-charge told us,'WE ARE VERY VERY VERY SELECTIVE. CHANCES ARE VERY LOW. WE MAY NOT SELECT YOU BUT I WANT YOU GIRLS TO TRY YOUR BEST. NO MATTER WHAT, TRY YOUR BEST!' That wasn't the least encouraging because of the second sentence she said.

Anyway for some reason after we ran 50m, the coach singled me out and asked me to go there ->. Then for some apparent reason, the whole class cheered for me and clapped.


Then he asked Jinny to go there -> too. Haha. Anyway. He asked Jinny to run again. Hm. I can't remember what happened to her but anyway. After which, he brought me to the hurdles lane and asked me to jump hurdles.

I looked at him in doubt and said,'But I've never done that before!' He told me not to worry and that'll he'll show me a demo. Bloody hell! He then said,'you're a talent!' He said that again another two times. WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM MAN?!

I have no experience in running, no experience in jumping, nor was I ever selected to join the T&F CCA when I was in primary school (or any other competitions), and he wants me to do some fucking hurdles?!

Well I did la. 3. He told me to go over to the sandpit over there <-

So anyway after which he told me to do the what-you-call-that.... er... Long jumps? Sorry but I'm a gay noob at this :D

He asked me whether I've done long jumps before and I lied no. HAHA. He showed me a demo with one of the NYGH Trackers and I landed somewhere even further than hers. Woah. Like seriously:D He told Jinny to do the same thing.

After that the teacher-in-charge pulled me to a corner (damn! she was rough!). She started asking me weird questions like,'were you ever in track and field?'

Me: no
She: then were you in any other sports cca?
Me: no I was in choir for 6 years.
She: So choir never exercise one right?
Me: I don't know but when we sing we have to stand up.

GOD I WAS TOTALLY SENSELESS! I totally regretted saying that like seriously I made a fool out of myself. GAH!

Anyway after that she gave me her handphone number and asked me to call her (no la she wasn't asking me on a date) if I wanted to join the CCA. She also said,'You still very raw, when you join the cca must have training.'

Firstly, the usage of the word 'raw'. WHAT THE HELL?! Oh that means those who are really experienced are 'cooked'? good good i get it.

second. WHICH SPORTS CCA DO NOT REQUIRE TRAINING!?

Funny:D haha.

Netball

I was in the pink group. Personally I don't have any interest in Netball. Like seriously.

So anyway when we had to do the trial, we had to put on this apron-like thingy. Mine was pink in colour. And since I know I didn't have the intention to join the CCA, I wanted out. So I took off my 'apron' in front of liyan, anette and tracy (saw).

They said,'NOOOOOo!!' But obviously I ignored them. Then they sang that stupid tuo diao song and i got embarrassed and put the apron back on. HELL!

Later I went to one of the netball senior and took off my apron and gave it to her. stupid liyan anette and tracy happened to saw it and shouted my name in unison. That stupid senior RETURNED the apron to me but shoving it back! GOODNESS!@#$

So anyway my group won (heh because of, ME!) and after which the some of the netballers say,'YOU COME HERE. What's your name?' (they were holding the name list)

me: pearl
them: paul?
me: i'm the last person on your list.
them: *looks down at the list* oh chey pe-rrrr-lll ah!

!!!Walao hate them lor >;(]

Wushu

Oh this one is like the funniest man!@#$%^&*(

We did punches, spilts, stretching, 'flying legs' (i call it flying legs because.... haha! it's like the arm sticking out and then you kick your legs up up into the air and hit your hand) and many other my-leg-assing-pain exercises.

Hell my legs was really very pain! My thighs are now like... kiam cai already :( Me and liyan had to play siscors (sp) paper stone to distract our pain away.

surprisingly it worked eh ;D

Anyway I did the flying legs real good (according to them) and they asked me to jump over those bamboo sticks that were place on the high high part of the chair.

Me and karlai went,'OMG!' when we saw it because the sticks were like VERY VERY VERY VERY HIGH. Karlai said,'WE MIGHT AS WELL DO JAMBO LA!' HAHA funny!

Anyway they all looked like hurdles to me. Haha!

Anyway i jumped over it. People cheered for me! My classmates are real nice ^^ Nicer than stupid 6GAY BOYS >;(] who don't cheer for us girls.

Back to my point. After everyone tried the hurdle thing (and failed as well), I asked the Wushu girl to let me try again (it was super fun!). Liyan, Anette and Tracy (oh not again!) and Jinny and some other girls (kekex i don't know their names) cheered for me by shouting out my name real loud and well i jumped over it again. Then some Wushu senior came to me, nodded her head again and again (I suspect she was on ecstacy) and said,'not bad....'

I could have said in reply,'yeh... and I'm not going to join this boring cca yeah/..'

Tho that would be really mean :(

Anyway. Hm.

That's all.

I'm going to blog about tomorrow's audi for choir. HEHE:D! I bet Liyan and Jinny is going to watch me sing 'lalalalalala' according to scales! They all said that I should join a sports cca because I'm really sporty (really? oh I beg to differ!) and because it'll be such a waste to join choir.

I think they should have their brains re checked (well no offence:D) because IT'LL be a waste if I don't join choir.

I'm not self-complimenting myself btw. Or am I...

WHATEVER! Au revoir losers! Envy me I made more than 10 friends already HAHAHA:D




Jumping over bamboo sticks is fun, but the CCA is boring. Jumping over bamboo sticks is fine, but jumping over hurdles is not.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Is this like chyihuey or something o:

Anonymous said...

...wow

Anonymous said...

uh,im your senior. and i really think that you should be more respectful when you post stuff like this. im just saying,not flaming or anything. yeah, so basically it would sound better if you'd stop scolding 'stupid','fucking','what the hell' etc. i use those too, but the way you use it makes you sound very egoistic. im from track and field too, and what the coach was trying to say was that you really need training even if you have talent as you have never been in a sports cca. raw is a description word. and the long jumper who jumped was just demo-ing for you. anyhow jump?got it? so yeah.if she did a real jump it would be way more than what she jumped or what you jumped. because long jumpers tend to jump at least four metres.and sprints as long as you are leading they will consider you. the coach is VERY experienced and it is insulting to call her names. she can tell who has talent. and you should be honoured to be chosen. it is really not easy to get in. in 2007, there were only 6 sprinters, 6 long distancers, ONE high jumper, and a few throwers only. please respect nanyang. that is all im saying. thanks.

Anonymous said...

by the way, the last paragraph was really egoistic. if i said smth to you now, it'd go "whatever loser, you're just a freak who made only more than TEN friends.god thats PATHETIC with a capital P. i made more than THIRTY on my FIRST DAY. and i bet you sing worse than a crow,fat ass. what, you think you sing like a nightingale? oooh, im so proooo. BLEH. shut the fuck up man. no one wants to listen to your bullshit." yeah.

Anonymous said...

Yeah please be more respectful. ts not as if you're so damn good that the whole world is waiting for you to join their cca. Change ur stinking attitude.

You should be humble if the caoch appreciates you as a talent and not say 'what's his problem.' And i dont find hurdles fucking so dont call it fucking hurdles. Its very insulting to the trackers.

Btw that's not called an apron. Its called a bib.

If you think you're too good for the cca no one's forcing you to join it. Im sure there are better talents out there with a attitude way better than yours.

That's all. Btw if you feel offended and want to find me im a netballer and i will be waiting for you in 307. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

totally not impressed with wad you wrote. just that if you hate nanyang so much. then i feel sorry for you cos you will be living really miserable secondary school years...

no point having an attitude and whining like that. it's not going to get anybody anywhere. get some life man...

Anonymous said...

i think you have a serious attitude problem. you better change it or you'd be a total outcast in time to come. how do you know the so called ten friends you made dont hate you for your childish behaviour. stop trying to act cool.

Anonymous said...

even if you really do not like that particular cca, you shouldnt insult it. please. you should be glad that there are people out there who appreciates your talents. for goodness sake, imagine the person being scolded "stupid" is you yourself, how would you feel?

yuxuan said...

I think you should be more respectful and change your attitude. If a coach appreciates your talent, you shouldn't be so rude or so proud. Do you really think you are that good? And using 'raw' is a kind of figurative language; if you can't even figure that out then you truly don't prove to be as good you think you are. By the way, the apron is a bib and it isn't that UNBEARABLE to wear. I believe judging by your attitude, no CCA will accept you. Talent counts but character counts too. I suppose you can always choose back your choir because you are undoubtedly unsuitable for sports ccas. please respect your teachers at least. And stop being vulgar.

Anonymous said...

Hey. I'm a netballer. rmb my name, loser. Koh Jia Min from class 306'08. Not happy, i welcome you to find me. first floor. classrm block.
please, for goodness sake. if u still can count, thr are like so MANY sports cca here in nygh. and u oni got into 3?! thrs so pathetic. i mean PATHETIC sry.
making 10 frens in one MONTH? omg. what a loner man.
and pls stop using vulgarities like only u noe how to use them. stop tinking you are super pro pls. respect the trackers, respect the netballers, respect nanyang, respect YOURSELF. u r oni disgracing yourself. u dunno how to use yr mouth properly. u don TIHINK b4 u speak.
oops, do u even have a brain? =x
perhaps u don hav a mouth. perhaps tts why u needa type using yr hands and show everyone eur stinking true colours. OOPS!
and pls learn mre english. wad apron?! aprons are used in kitchens. not on court. theya re called BIBS. as wad my dear fren hoon had told you.
i will be going to yr class and find you. pearl frm class 111 eh? some "gay noob"? im probably going to have some tea with ypu. perhaps i shud invite some tchers along too.
oh, and btw. we chose ALOT of ppl for netball. in case u are so ignorant and doesnt know. like 50+? and u r juz ONE of them. dat we could probably do without.
and who r u to scold the track n field coach STUPID? if u r so clever, go study in rgs lah. nanyang don welcome u, u noe. or beta still, go to some university and study lah. "child prodigy".
netball doesnt want ypu. such a person wif no sportsmanship will oni bring eternal disgrace to the schl, to the team.
oops. exclude the team pls. i doubt you will get in lah.
as wad yuxuan had said. talent counts, but character counts too. if u tink u r so pro, and wif eur stinking attitude, i bet u wun train hard anyway. those without talent will catch up in no time. LOL.

ohnOOOOOO!! why m i wasting so much time on a LOSER? omg. hoon!! yanquan!! yuxuan!! save me! ah wads happening to me man.
okay lah pearl. last few words b4 i stop. actually u r nt so bad lah. thanks thanks alot!
i mean. THANKS ALOT FOR NOT JOINING NETBALL!!!!

Anonymous said...

wohooo so pro sia noob. so rude to everyone, u selfish, self-centered, thoughtless girl.
disgrace

Anonymous said...

since you dare to post all those words, you should be ready to pay for any concequences bah? this is internet. u know wad is internet or not? everyone in the whole world can see. shouldn't you think before u juz type wadever rubbish you wan to comment?
you should reflect on ur own attitude. its realli... ... terrible. if u still wan to stay in this sch, i think u should realli change ur attitude. learn to respect other ok? if you still haven learn wad is respect, i can teach u! i believe many of the seniors will also be very glad to teach u!
i wonder why did u use all those words. since you can get into ny, you should understand the meaning of those words bah? but why u still use them? do you think its cool or something? let mii tell u... ITS NOT COOL AT ALL!!!
if u dun understand wad a thing is, dun anyhow name it. netball bib is not an apron. in wad way does it look like an apron?! if u think you can do better than your seniors who have gone thru so much training or even the coaches, then show us. dun juz criticise. if u think you are better than everyone else in the world, THEN SHOW US!
honestly, you are not fit to become an athlete. you are not fit to become a nyer. athlete is not juz abt being better than others, its abt enjoying and RESPECTING sports and putting in your effort. with ur tat kind of attitude, you will juz be easily overtaken by others. dun believe u try. nyer is also not juz having good results. more importantly is ur attitude towards things and ppl. if u dun bother to respect others, dun expect others to respect u.
maybe i have misunderstood some parts of ur post, or maybe you have something to say to defend urself. dun worry... i will go look for u. and have tea. haha

Anonymous said...

seriously, comeuppance man. you deserve all this.

Anonymous said...

oh man you SUCK.

Anonymous said...

Hah you should really reflect mansxz, so many people think you SUCKKK.

Anonymous said...

cant believe you are a councillor...